Definition of Haiku:
an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines, containing usually
5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.
You
never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your FACE.
That will sure show you.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your FACE.
That will sure show you.
You
must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The
rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In
deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit, hairball somewhere
Will find in morning.
Cat vomit, hairball somewhere
Will find in morning.
Grace
personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that
Blur
of motion, then
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The
mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
You're
always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My
small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible
battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
Kitty
likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.
Small
brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
I
want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna
go outside.
Uh oh! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Uh oh! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh
no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans
are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
Cats
meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter
box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll go in the sink.
You must have moved it again
I'll go in the sink.
The
Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey."
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey."
We're
almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?